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I think it's all a part of the vast Smurf Conspiracy. Let's all forget about that Iraq thing and discuss the dubious moral character of Smurfette. Is it just me or was the sound really horribly distorted and overdriven? Smurfette in French is La Schtroumpfette , which sounds more like strumpet, which is what she is, that little vixen! I think this post might benefit from the extra-smurfilicious touch which can only be supplied by the smurfy smurfilizer. It smurfs the web so you don't have to.

Damn communists - must people post such rabid, dangerous left-wing propaganda? I always thought Papa Smurf was a little bit suspect. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. It was supposed to be a collection of penis pictures to rival any college boys wall of titties. However, it died with only one picture in the book. I'd like to try to bring that project back to life some day.

I also miss standing by the side of the road and flashing cars driving by. I wonder if i'm too old to do stupid things like that anymore. Maybe I just need to go back to college. I forgot that i actually had some fun there. Maybe it's too late though. Not a free member yet? Here's what you're missing out on! Sign Up. A text message with your code has been sent to:. Didn't receive the code? Don't have your phone?

Please contact support. You are now leaving Pornhub. Go Back You are now leaving Pornhub. Our commitment to trust and safety ». All Professional Homemade. Duration minutes. You know shit about me and you have no idea what you are talking about you worthless turd. Go cry into your pillow you emo noob twat.

A typo, how fucking rare. Piss off you complete and total waste of time that sucks off sweaty old men in dark alleys for smack and charlie whilst fingering yourself up the ass and then licking you finger while you think of Micheal Jackson. My god. Ever hear of "Only quote what is neccisary"?

Jeez, I'm a n00b and follow that better than you. That wasn't a typo. It was a gramactical error. I have a pet peeve about people that sling the "n00b" insult without grasping the english language. I'm stunned really, dont know what to say now I might cry. This is like a big thing when someone posts a link of me insulting all of the noobs, scum and creators of pointless topics that has infected this once great website.

Thats nothin watch this For fucks sakes.